August 2010
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MOAR KE$HA~
I TRIED TO KILL HIM BUT HE WOULND'T DIE AND THEN...
(via friedchildren)
chelsea-dagger replied to your post: uhhh…
lol only you
i know, it’s so sad
richroastedunicornmayo replied to your post: uhhh…
“facebook[dot]cum”
i love you.
sixfourthree replied to your post: uhhh…
i’ve done that before, but with “facbeook.com”
apparently people who run porn sites are smart, lmao (i’ve also heard of an espn[dot]com typo leading you to a porn...
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uhhh...
typing in “facebook[dot]cm” instead of “facebook[dot]com” takes you to a porn site.
just thought i would go ahead and warn y’all…
starlinsandpinstripes asked: SAM, YOU HAVE A MESSAGE NOW.
SO SUCK IT TUMBLR.
SO SUCK IT TUMBLR.
heliopause asked: your icon
so pretty
so pretty
there was some girl today at the game with like,...
heliopause:
seriously who ever said that was okay
this is why women with big boobs should NOT wear push-up bras.
so...people on twitter are saying Marty Turco is...
I wonder what that means for Niemi…some are saying a sign and trade
[source]
richroastedunicornmayo:
this is the new baseball...
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oh my GOD you guys
so i was unloading the dishwasher when “You Oughta Know” came on my ipod. and i was like, “i’m going to send geena a text saying ‘uncle joey once got a blowjob in a movie theatre from alanis’ as soon as i’m done putting dishes away.”
and when i was putting the last fork in the silverware drawer i got a text from geena saying “uncle joey thinks...
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so gonna do this.
xthisbirdhasflownx-:
downbywayofthek:
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The Touchy-Tumblr-Is-Going-To-Fight Challenge.
Day 1 – Do you believe in God?/What religion are you? Day 2 – Do you believe in an afterlife? What do you believe happens when you die? Day 3 – Are you proud to be from whatever country you are...
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I like you, Mitch Moreland.
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galagachamp replied to your photo: i’m sorry that i ever hated on you new google…
I still hate it :|
i am currently finding amazing pictures i’d never seen before, so it has my undying love. until the next time i type in a baseball player’s name and it gives me nothing but boobs, lol
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heliopause asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9_n8jakvWU&feature=avmsc2
you're welcome
you're welcome
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omg elvis and murph screaming like little girls on...
omg
especially elvis screaming
omg
i’m going to die on thursday when this episode airs
omg
OUR SONG IS THE SLAMMING SCREEN DOOR
ninthinning:
SNEAKIN OUT LATE
TAPPIN ON YOUR WINDOW
WHEN WE’RE ON THE PHONE AND YOU TALK REAL ~SLOW
CAUSE IT’S LATE AND YOUR MOMMA DON’T KNOW
OUR SONG IS THE WAY YOU LAUGH
FIRST DATE, MAN I DIDN’T KISS HER AND I SHOULD HAVE
AND WHEN I GOT HOME, ‘FORE I SAID AMEN
ASKING GOD IF HE WOULD PLAY IT AGAIN
roflcows:
louihitsexhairbackdoor:
roflcows:
louihitsexhairbackdoor replied to your post:“cause you’re my object of affection, my drug of choice, my sick obsession I want to keep you as my pet to play with and hide under my bed forever” SOUND FAMILIAR AMRTY
DUDE I JUST QUOTED SONG LYRICS AT YOUUU
IT IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD. BETTER THAN BADGERS, WHICH WAS STUCK IN THERE BEFORE NOW.
DO...
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day 21. A letter to something you’ve owned for 5...
dear plinka:
i’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around or desert you. never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye! never gonna tell a lie, or hurt youuuu!
love, sam.
(but seriously. no. i am never giving up my teddy bear <333)
roflcows:
louihitsexhairbackdoor replied to your post:“cause you’re my object of affection, my drug of choice, my sick obsession I want to keep you as my pet to play with and hide under my bed forever” SOUND FAMILIAR AMRTY
DUDE I JUST QUOTED SONG LYRICS AT YOUUU
IT IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD. BETTER THAN BADGERS, WHICH WAS STUCK IN THERE BEFORE NOW.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SONG IT IS
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29. A player that has disappointed you this year
CD ;_________;
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Day 25- What I would find in your bag
right now? wallet, makeup bag, ipod, empty sobe lifewater bottle, a copy of Slaughterhouse Five, and about a dozen bobby pins.
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just press playyy.
pocketfulofposey asked: I have a PCL top prospects Tanner Scheppers card.
You want it?
You want it?
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OMG ZITO WHAT THE FUCK
WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK
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baseballbitch:
richroastedunicornmayo:
this is...
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Ari: to be fair, spam
Ari: you told me to give it to gracie
Ari: wait
Ari: that didn't come out right
So Saltalamacchia is now a Red Sox.
xthisbirdhasflownx-:
louihitsexhairbackdoor:
xthisbirdhasflownx-:
Oh.
YESSSSS
Can you take him back please?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO NO RETURNS ON SOLD ITEMS
HAHAHA
tinkersghost asked: This really isn't a question. So my banker (the Cowboys/Rangers fan) has a picture on his desk of him in between Michael Young and Ian Kinsler. Now, I can't help but imagine Kinsler and Young holding hands behind his back.
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“The scouting report on Salty is that he’s a pampered, curly-haired motherfuck...”
– LSB scouting report on Salty.
I am amused.
ELVIS RODE AN ELEPHANT TODAY
sixfourthree:
louihitsexhairbackdoor:
sixfourthree:
louihitsexhairbackdoor:
AND IT’S CAUGHT ON CAMERA
COME QUICKER NEXT THURSDAY COME QUICKER
ALSO IF YOU HAVE MLB.TV (ARI) — BOTTOM OF THE 6TH. RIGHT AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. CAP IT, POR FAVOR XD
I guess I should probably ask you what game you’re talking about first, lol
omg yes please! also, rangers @ angels. haha.
I just tried...
ELVIS RODE AN ELEPHANT TODAY
sixfourthree:
louihitsexhairbackdoor:
AND IT’S CAUGHT ON CAMERA
COME QUICKER NEXT THURSDAY COME QUICKER
ALSO IF YOU HAVE MLB.TV (ARI) — BOTTOM OF THE 6TH. RIGHT AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. CAP IT, POR FAVOR XD
I guess I should probably ask you what game you’re talking about first, lol
omg yes please! also, rangers @ angels. haha.
So Saltalamacchia is now a Red Sox.
xthisbirdhasflownx-:
Oh.
YESSSSS
ELVIS RODE AN ELEPHANT TODAY
AND IT’S CAUGHT ON CAMERA
COME QUICKER NEXT THURSDAY COME QUICKER
ALSO IF YOU HAVE MLB.TV (ARI) — BOTTOM OF THE 6TH. RIGHT AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. CAP IT, POR FAVOR XD
omg can the new guys stick around for a while...
awesome defensive plays = key to my heart